Nearly 200 elderly people were slaughtered with machetes in a Port-au-Prince, Haiti neighborhood over the weekend. A local warlord’s son had fallen sick and he blamed practitioners of voodoo for the illness. The warlord was convinced that it was probably one of the elderly people in the notorious Cité Soleil slum who had cast a spell on his son, so he ordered all the old people to be killed.

What nice neighbors! Don’t you feel lucky that the Biden regime has brought 309,000 Haitians into the US and granted them all temporary protected status so they can’t be deported?

Monel “Mikano” Felix is the leader of the Wharf Jeremie gang in Haiti. Now that Haiti is a completely failed state, the country is being run by approximately 200 separate ruthless street gangs like Wharf Jeremie.

Felix’s son had contracted a serious illness, so he took the boy to a voodoo witch doctor to have him diagnosed. Sure enough, the witch doctor confirmed that the sickness must have been caused by a rival witch doctor!

Felix’s solution was to kill everyone in the neighborhood over the age of 60 to cure his son. His troops slaughtered at least 184 people on Friday and Saturday. The victims were hacked to death with machetes before their bodies were dragged into the street, mutilated, and set on fire. Some younger people were also killed while trying to defend their elderly loved ones from being murdered.

We already know what you’re probably thinking.

Did it work?

Actually, no. Felix’s son died on Saturday as the massacre was taking place.

This was the largest massacre in Haiti in 2024. Gang violence has claimed the lives of approximately 5,000 people this year. Don’t worry, though! The 309,000 Haitians that Joe Biden has imported into our country will fit right in in your neighborhood!