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Militarist / shutterstock.comAll branches of the military have been failing to meet recruiting goals ever since the 2020 election was stolen and Joe “Mr. Popularity” Biden was installed in the White House. To make up for the shortfall, the Navy started a new Digital Ambassador Pilot Program in 2022. This program was designed to use a novel […]

mucahiddinsenturk / shutterstock.comRepublicans have intensified their inquiry into the origins of COVID-19, pressing the Biden administration and other key figures to turn over documents or potentially face subpoenas. This escalation coincides with revelations from a CIA whistleblower who informed Congress that the agency had incentivized its analysts to assert that COVID-19 did not originate in a Wuhan […]

Overearth / shutterstock.comAs first reported by the Wall Street Journal on September 15th, Chinese defense minister Li Shangfu has disappeared out of nowhere like other Chinese leaders. After not being seen for months, a US intelligence asset has reported Li was removed from his post serving as defense minister and is under intense questioning from Chinese Communist […]

Al Teich / shutterstock.comFor the first time since 9/11 happened 22 years ago, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliana walked out of the remembrance ceremony early. He didn’t leave out of disrespect for the victims of that day. He left from disgust at the appalling behavior of Kamala Harris and the Biden White House delegation. Joe Biden […]

Kim Kuperkova / shutterstock.comGovernor Kathy Hochul (D-NY) took things personally in 2022 by signing a metric ton of new gun initiative bills following a mass shooting at a Tops grocery store in Buffalo, NY, and the Uvalde school shooting just 10 days later. The way she tried explaining her decimation of the Second Amendment as a way to […]

Wetzkaz Graphics / shutterstock.comWe’ve all known or at least supposed that COVID-19 originated in Wuhan, China, during a lab leak. But, according to a CIA whistleblower, the agency suppressed proof of this for a while by paying off their own analysts to change their opinions. As the New York Post claims, this “senior-level CIA” whistleblower recently testified before […]

Andrea Raffin / shutterstock.comAs I am sure you are well aware, the US has a lot of national debt. Similarly, most US states owe various parties a high dollar amount. Despite demanding the highest amount in taxes, California happens to rank near the top. And yet, it’s choosing to put forth millions in taxpayer funds not to pay […]

Rob Crandall / shutterstock.comIt seems Dianne Feinstein is officially on her way out… As you may know, the ailing California senator has been struggling with several health issues for a while now, often requiring her to spend weeks at a time out of her office and “off” work. Naturally, this means that the brunt of the demands of […]

Irina Levitskaya / shutterstock.comIf you’ve ever played cops and robbers as a kid or even signaled to a co-worker that they were onto something good, you’ve likely made “finger guns” at someone. It’s a harmless way to pretend as though your fingers are a gun. And if you’re really into it, you may even give the end of […]

Daniel Avram / shutterstock.comEver since Canada legalized smoking dope, the country has seen a massive 500% increase in the number of traffic-related injuries FOR SOME REASON. Can anyone help solve this big mystery? Over the same time period, the number of alcohol-related crashes with injuries has remained virtually unchanged. This means that the entire increase since 2010 can […]

rudall30 / shutterstock.comIt’s been rumored, if not proved, that educational institutes, particularly colleges and universities, have become increasingly left-leaning over the last few years. And nothing seems to prove that more than a new free speech grade given to our nation’s top schools. As you might have guessed, most of our top-performing schools aren’t really all that […]

Alessia Pierdomenico / shutterstock.comIf you haven’t heard, there’s been a bit of a buzz surrounding the news that former Fox News host Tucker Carlson is going to do a major piece on the life of former President Barack Obama. And part of that piece includes a rather damning allegation of drug abuse and homosexuality. As Tucker informed actor, […]

Faievych Vasyl / shutterstock.comThe new Prime Minister of New Zealand has enraged everyone in his country by telling them that if a COVID-19 vaccine injured them, it was their own fault for taking it. Many skeptics of the vaccine predicted that the politicians would eventually pivot to this argument to shield themselves from culpability in the vaccine holocaust. […]

Lightspring / shutterstock.comIn just a single cluster, a group of 300 illegal immigrants showed up at a rallying point for Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) agents in Lukeville, AZ on September 4th. Walking through a section of the fence welded open due to monsoon season, the illegals took advantage of the window to breach the borders of […]

TPYXA_ILLUSTRATION / shutterstock.comWe have to be careful when leaders of two countries get together – especially when they are not friendly with the United States. And when those two countries are known to be war-mongering on their own. It seems that North Korea and Russia may be joining forces. The two have always been quite friendly, but […]