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onewildlifer / shutterstock.comBecause Florida wasn’t already wild enough, the town of Orange City now has roaming monkeys. Yes, actual monkeys—swinging, climbing, and apparently thriving in suburban chaos. Police in this delightful slice of Floridian paradise are politely advising residents to steer clear of the simian visitors and resist the urge to turn their backyards into an impromptu […]

Pixel-Shot / shutterstock.comChristmas in America is more than just a holiday; it’s a cultural phenomenon filled with traditions, celebrations, and history that reflect the diversity and ingenuity of the nation. From its humble beginnings to its transformation into a season of lights, cheer, and generosity, the way Americans celebrate Christmas is uniquely their own. Here are some […]

Photoongraphy / shutterstock.comThere’s something magical about golf. It’s a sport that combines precision, strategy, and a healthy dose of fresh air—all wrapped up in a game that doesn’t require the knees of a 20-year-old or the stamina of a marathon runner. For those over 40, golf offers a unique balance of challenge and relaxation, making it one […]

BreizhAtao / shutterstock.comLaw enforcement officers selling drugs from the evidence locker may seem like a Hollywood cliché, but it’s a very real thing. Two Department of Homeland Security agents in Utah have just been busted and accused of selling drugs that had been seized in previous arrests, pocketing as much as $300,000 from the scheme. According to […]

Naresh79 / shutterstock.comOne of the biggest forgotten surprises from Hunter Biden’s “Laptop from Hell” was the fact that Joe Biden had a bunch of fake email addresses that he had been using to subvert public disclosure laws. When Biden was Barack Obama’s vice president, he was using pseudonymous email accounts because those wouldn’t turn up in a […]

Shutterstock.comThe rate of deaths in Canada from doctor-assisted suicide has now surpassed the rate of gun violence deaths in America. Now that Canada has added mental illness to the list of possible symptoms that merit being killed by a doctor, assisted suicide is one of the top causes of death. This was always the point […]

Aaron Wells / shutterstock.comU.S. Rep. Andy Biggs, R-Arizona, tore into U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director Ur Jaddou for what can only be described as bureaucratic clownery. Her agency is out here approving illegal border crossers to act as sponsors for—you guessed it—other illegal border crossers. At a Judiciary subcommittee hearing, Biggs laid out the fraud buffet: […]

multitel / shutterstock.comIn a recent Supreme Court session, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson drew a parallel between Tennessee’s prohibition on gender-affirming care for minors and the historical bans on interracial marriage, notably the 1967 Loving v. Virginia case. This comparison has raised eyebrows and sparked debate over its appropriateness and accuracy. Justice Jackson contended that just as the […]

Dennis MacDonald / shutterstock.comIn a move that has left many scratching their heads, Michigan House Republicans recently decided to take a page from the playbook of petulant teenagers by walking out of a legislative session. Their grand statement? A protest against proposed changes to tip wages and family sick leave policies. Because, of course, when the going gets […]

Denis Junker / shutterstock.comIn a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case that could redefine the relationship between religious organizations and taxation. At the heart of this legal drama is the Catholic Charities Bureau of Superior, Wisconsin, which is challenging the state’s decision to deny it an […]

Alexandre Moraes / shutterstock.comIn a turn of events that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their pearls, Donald Trump has once again ascended to the presidency, defeating Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. The reaction from the celebrity enclave has been nothing short of theatrical, with many threatening to abandon the United States altogether. Actress America Ferrera, […]

Maha Heang 245789 / shutterstock.comWell, well, well—literally. Shell has announced plans to expand its oil production in the Gulf of Mexico with two new wells, and I can already hear the eco-activists howling in despair. For a moment, let’s set aside the hand-wringing over the end of the world and focus on what this actually means. At a time […]

Kamira / Shutterstock.comGeorge Washington’s unanimous election as the first President of the United States is one of those rare moments in history where nearly everyone agreed on something. In a country now famous for its polarization, it’s almost comical to imagine a time when Americans of all political stripes rallied behind a single leader. Washington wasn’t just […]

Drazen Zigic / shutterstock.comEvery American family has lost $14,000 a year in purchasing power thanks to Biden-flation. We’ve got one last, miserable Christmas dinner to get through before help arrives in the form of the Trump administration. If you’re just barely hanging on financially with your fingernails (as many of us are) and need some ideas for a […]

SeventyFour / shutterstock.comDonald Trump, Jr. and Elon Musk joined forces over the weekend to urge Congress to pass the “Kids Online Safety Act” (KOSA). The bill would make changes to the way that tech companies use tracking cookies and algorithms to push addictive products and behaviors in front of children. Both Trump and Musk insist that freedom […]