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felipe caparros / shutterstock.comA disturbing trend has emerged across America’s heartland—a multistate outbreak of listeriosis tied directly to consuming sliced deli meats. According to data recently published by our nation’s top disease watchdogs at the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), we’re now looking at a crisis that has claimed two lives and left twenty-eight others hospitalized […]

Victor Moussa / shutterstock.comPop quiz: What country has the fattest people in the world? If you’ve listened to the news media for the past 30 years, it’s obvious us big, fat Americans. We’re huge and massively overweight, according to the news. We’re the fattest fatties to ever try to waddle through the kitchen door for that last piece […]

Andrew Leyden / shutterstock.comOh, Kamala Harris, the eternal punchline of Republican banter. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) thinks we might be underestimating her – and he’s not shy about saying so. On his latest “Verdict” podcast with Ben Ferguson, Cruz delivered a scathing critique on how Republicans are treating Vice President Kamala Harris’s presidential bid. Our collective eye-rolls might […]

dee karen / shutterstock.comThe Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has awarded the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency a staggering $197 million handout to combat so-called “climate change.” This astronomical sum comes courtesy of the bloated 2022 Inflation Reduction Act, which was rammed through Congress without proper scrutiny. John Mooney, regional director of the EPA’s air and radiation division, couldn’t contain […]

Aaron of L.A. Photography / shutterstock.comThere were a lot of good, bad, and weird moments at last week’s RNC Convention. It was odd enough that a former OnlyFans hoochie with face tattoos was addressing the convention, but then Harmeet Dhillon showed up to deliver a weird prayer to some Hindu demon. It can only be described as “peak GOP, INC.” […]

Evan El-Amin / shutterstock.comOn Sunday, the day after the failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump, people posted photos and a video that seemed to show the former president playing golf at his private club in Bedminster, New Jersey. One photo showed Mr. Trump putting on the green without bandages on his ear, and in the video, he was […]

Ron Adar / shutterstock.comThe Democrats are starting to see their precious hold on the election slip. Whether it’s because their legal warfare is flopping (Trump’s document case got tossed) or the recent assassination attempt, panic is definitely setting in. Just a few days ago, an anonymous senior House Democrat reportedly told Axios news, “We’ve all resigned ourselves to […]

Stiglich / Creators.comA hillbilly from Ohio is going to be joining Trump — and if Trump gets elected, he’ll be the VP. We’re talking about none other than JD Vance, a former marine and a current Ohio senator. Do you think Vance will make a good VP for Trump’s second presidential term? Take a quick poll now: […]

Jonah Elkowitz / shutterstock.comShares of Donald Trump’s Truth Social platform skyrocketed on Monday, following the Biden administration’s failed attempt to assassinate him at a campaign rally in Butler, PA on Saturday. The price of shares jumped 30% to close at $40. Analysts believe the stock purchases represent a proxy form of sentiment for President Trump. Since Trump has […]

StanislavSukhin / shutterstock.comIn yet another alarming development, an avian influenza outbreak has struck a northeastern Colorado farm, infecting multiple individuals who worked closely with contaminated fowl. According to reports released yesterday by local authorities, as many as five instances of infection amongst employees involved in culled poultry handling procedures have come forth thus far. This particular incident […]

Piyaset / shutterstock.comIt’s summertime, and it is hot outside. You may have noticed. If you’ve turned on the “news,” you’ve probably heard that this staggering heatwave is a record-breaking phenomenon due to global warming, and we’re all going to die from heat unless we switch to a system of communism that puts the UN in charge of […]

Patcharaporn Puttipon4289 / shutterstock.comMany Canadians in Ontario are outraged after Kentucky Fried Chicken has agreed to ban bacon and serve on Halal chicken going forward. The move to appease a vocal and obnoxious minority has left Canadians feeling as if their culture is being stolen out from under them by the globalists—and they’re right. KFC sent out a […]

FTiare / shutterstock.comThose who have been paying attention long before Joe Biden threw America’s borders wide open realize that the UN’s Office of Refugee Resettlement is a giant scam. This has been evident for years in Europe. EU countries have been flooded with millions of people from the Third World, who all claim they are refugees. In […]

Adam Jan Figel / shutterstock.comArchaeologists in Austria have unearthed a relic that will make even the most skeptical history buff raise an eyebrow: a 1,500-year-old artifact believed to depict Moses receiving the Ten Commandments and the Ascension of Jesus Christ. Talk about an ancient treasure hunt with a jackpot at the end! During a dig at the summit of […]

metamorworks / shutterstock.comJoe Biden’s illegal aliens are so enterprising! You would think that not being able to speak English would be an impediment to the invaders trying to carry out their favorite pastimes from their home countries, but that’s not true. Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, and all the Democrat-run cities that are giving “free” […]