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Juli Hansen / shutterstock.comFormer UN Ambassador Nikki Haley has done a great job on the campaign trail this year by reminding American voters of why they hate establishment neocons so much. “Dick Cheney in 3-inch heels” is pretty much the best and most accurate nickname we’ve heard for her yet, although Donald Trump’s “Birdbrain” is a close second. […]

Aaron of L.A. Photography / shutterstock.comLiberals have something to celebrate. Last week, one more terrifying threat to abortion rights was safely removed from the streets of Washington D.C. and prosecuted, thanks to the tireless efforts of pro-life Judge Colleen Collar-Kotelly.  Paulette Harlow, a 75-year-old pro-life activist, has been convicted of “conspiracy against rights” and violating the FACE Act for her […]

EPG_EuroPhotoGraphics / shutterstock.comWith Democratic President Joe Biden running for reelection, it’s become clear that the party of the left is a bit divided. And according to some, the coming of a new and alarming contender could divide it even more. According to former Speaker of the House and big-hitting conservative Newt Gingrich, the rumors of a Michelle […]

Gints Ivuskans / shutterstock.comWhile poll after poll shows that throwing support behind bumbling President Joe Biden is a losing strategy, Democrats continue to find ways to justify his reelection campaign.  The biggest argument the Democrats have is that no matter how bad Biden is, former President Donald Trump is worse. This strategy is used to refute every concern […]

BUTENKOV ALEKSEI / shutterstock.comThe flags people choose to fly can say a lot about a person. And for Speaker Mike Johnson, the flag outside his office has more than a few liberals up in arms (not literally, that would imply that they appreciate our Second Amendment). As the Rolling Stone magazine recently reported on, Johnson, in addition to […]

Billion Photos / shutterstock.comMortgage rates were in the two percent range while President Trump sat in the Oval Office. Since Biden took the reins, the rates have been skyrocketing. Buying a home has been an expensive undertaking in the past few years. Not only have home prices risen in many metropolitan cities but the rates themselves have been […]

Courtesy of NasaWoohoo! History has been made! Diversity, equity, and inclusion have triumphed once again! Take that, you MAGA-TARDS with your white supremacy! The very first all-female spacewalk has just concluded and now everyone knows that women are better than white men at EVERYTHING! Neener-neener-neeeeener! It looks like… wait… what? Oh, dear. Well, this is embarrassing. Before […]

Khosro / shutterstock.comThere are certain things that boys need to concern themselves with. Pads and tampons are not among those for one simple fact: they don’t menstruate. As such, the last thing that they want to see on a daily basis are products that are only necessary for women. Now, there are always those who believe that […]

Paris Malone / shutterstock.comRepresentative Ilhan Omar has been on thin ice for a while now. The Democrat from Minnesota is currently trying to be re-elected…and that’s amid many calling that she stops with her antisemitic posts. It wasn’t that long ago that Republicans tried to kick her out of Congress. Back in February, Republicans were able to remove […]

Kevin RC Wilson / shutterstock.comMobs of people who are pro-Palestine and pro-Israel have been facing off across the globe over the last few weeks. Ever since Hamas brought the fight right to Israel, the two groups have had the globe divided over what to do, and who to support. With ample liberals coming out of the woodwork to condemn […]

shutterstock.comThe headlines of the mainstream media worriedly announce, “Trump plans to impose martial law on his inaugural day,” complete with Hitler comparisons and fears that he will “go after” his political opponents in a revenge scheme fit to rival the Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya.  “My name is Donald Trump. You almost killed my political future. […]

Klymenko Mariia / shutterstock.comA thrift shopper made a grisly discovery in a Florida store last weekend. The shop hadn’t taken down its Halloween display yet. The shopper—who also happened to be an anthropologist—was looking over the Halloween decorations when he noticed an actual human skull. The shop owner was just as surprised as he was. Police were called […]

Thomas Gilfeather / shutterstock.comThirteen-year-old Kassidy Jones went to McDonald’s in Harbor City; she never expected she would be assaulted simply for enjoying her meal and looking around the restaurant. Most people wouldn’t expect that either, especially kids. Yet according to Jones, the woman sized her up and proclaimed, “What the F are y’all looking at? I fight kids. […]

AF Branco / creators.comKicking off the first full week of November with more LA protests, a group of pro-Palestinian protestors and pro-Israel protesters were each demonstrating in Thousand Oaks. Around 3:15 officers received calls about the protests turning violent, with one person being assaulted and then staying on the ground. Tended to by two people, with one clearly […]

ShutterstockProfessional / shutterstock.comColorado’s Democratic Governor Jared Polis knows that the landscape for marijuana is changing. Inside the new state budget, he is trying to prepare for making CO the capital of cannabis across the country. Many current users in the marketplace will make an argument for their home state. Others will simply default to the legendary Emerald […]