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KOTOIMAGES / shutterstock.comThe sensational “murder” trial of US Marine hero Daniel Penny in New York is one of the worst miscarriages of justice that Americans have ever seen. When a crazed drug addict on board the subway threatened to kill other passengers, Penny put him in a chokehold. The dangerous, crazy guy—Jordan Neely—later died in the ambulance […]

Triff / shutterstock.comPeople who believe in global warming are a doomsday cult. Never mind the fact that a 10-year-old with a glass of ice water and 20 minutes of free time could debunk their central “theory.” They are science-denying freaks. Every “solution” they propose pushes us a step closer to global communism and the starvation deaths of […]

Maxim Elramsisy / shutterstock.comHouse Speaker Mike Johnson has a plan. And no, it’s not the kind of plan that involves trillion-dollar spending sprees or surprise midnight votes. Instead, it’s something Washington rarely sees: a plan rooted in stability. Shocking, right? Johnson is pushing to extend the government funding deadline into early 2025—a move that’s equal parts pragmatic and […]

James Andrews1 / shutterstock.comMany are saying that it will be impossible for President-Elect Donald Trump to eliminate federal departments in the Executive Branch. They’re in for a rude awakening. Not only is it possible, but it is also necessary to end the inflationary death spiral that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris put America in. Argentina’s President Javier Milei […]

Olesia Bilkei / shutterstock.comThe lower house of Russia’s parliament has passed a ban on all Western “childless lifestyle” propaganda. Like most countries, including the United States, Russia is facing population extinction due to its declining birth rate. To try to slow the bleeding, Russia is taking proactive steps to try to encourage its people to have more children. […]

Maxim Elramsisy / shutterstock.comAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez just had one of those rare moments where she’s actually right. The New York congresswoman went on an Instagram spree, dropping some truth bombs about why Democrats took a beating in the 2024 election. And the target? Her own party. She went full roast mode, laying it out: Americans are done—done—with “fake politicians.” […]

David A Litman / shutterstock.comOther than former presidents, vice presidents, and some of their family members, have you ever even heard of a public servant receiving taxpayer-funded security in retirement? We hope that Elon Musk will put this expense on the chopping block when he starts cutting government waste and inefficiencies during President Trump’s second term. The American people […]

Peter Serocki / shutterstock.comIf you were a lunatic and you wanted to make a billion dollars completely evaporate in just three months, could you figure out a way to do it? Buying real estate or stocks wouldn’t work because those count as cash assets. Short of setting the entire pile of cash on fire, it would be an […]

Group Pictures / shutterstock.comPresident-Elect Donald J. Trump decisively won the 2024 election by sweeping all seven swing states, which the polls all said was impossible. We know what President Trump will be doing for the next four years. But what about Kamala Harris? Unless Joe Biden steps on a stray banana peel in the next two months, she […]

photowalking / shutterstock.comAs the United States undergoes a political transition, U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has reaffirmed the military’s dedication to political neutrality. In a memo issued to military personnel, Austin emphasized that the military’s role is to serve the Constitution, not to sway with the political winds. This clear stance is a reminder that, while political […]

Adinegaradharmawan / shutterstock.comWe don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the fragile emotional state of American college students. Just to take one example, the University of Oregon is offering college students—who are presumably adults—access to therapy pets, coloring books, and LEGOs to cope with the stress of Donald Trump’s decisive election victory. UO’s University Health Services […]

Alexanderstock23 / shutterstock.comWalmart recently introduced a new procedure that seems more like a chapter straight out of a dystopian novel. Grabbing deodorant or shampoo will soon feel like you’re trying to break into a high-security vault. Walmart has officially decided that your deodorant and shampoo needs to be as secure as Fort Knox. Apparently, theft’s gotten so […]

Militarist / shutterstock.comYou may remember the incident from May 2023 when a stinky hobo boarded a Manhattan-bound subway train and started threatening to kill the women passengers. The hobo’s name was Jordan Neely. A former US Marine on the train, Daniel Penny, tussled with Neely to prevent him from hurting or killing anyone. Penny, a true American […]

The United Nations is calling for immediate humanitarian aid to Yemen, a nation ravaged by years of civil war and now on the brink of a humanitarian catastrophe. While this appeal tugs at the heartstrings, it’s hard to ignore that the crisis in Yemen is as much about political failures as it is about humanitarian […]

Hans Pennink / shutterstock.comA House subcommittee has referred former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) to the Department of Justice on criminal charges. The House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic found that Cuomo lied to Congress to cover up his role in the nursing home deaths in his state. You kind of have to wonder why they […]