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Olesia Bilkei / shutterstock.comThe lower house of Russia’s parliament has passed a ban on all Western “childless lifestyle” propaganda. Like most countries, including the United States, Russia is facing population extinction due to its declining birth rate. To try to slow the bleeding, Russia is taking proactive steps to try to encourage its people to have more children. […]

Maxim Elramsisy / shutterstock.comAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez just had one of those rare moments where she’s actually right. The New York congresswoman went on an Instagram spree, dropping some truth bombs about why Democrats took a beating in the 2024 election. And the target? Her own party. She went full roast mode, laying it out: Americans are done—done—with “fake politicians.” […]

David A Litman / shutterstock.comOther than former presidents, vice presidents, and some of their family members, have you ever even heard of a public servant receiving taxpayer-funded security in retirement? We hope that Elon Musk will put this expense on the chopping block when he starts cutting government waste and inefficiencies during President Trump’s second term. The American people […]

Peter Serocki / shutterstock.comIf you were a lunatic and you wanted to make a billion dollars completely evaporate in just three months, could you figure out a way to do it? Buying real estate or stocks wouldn’t work because those count as cash assets. Short of setting the entire pile of cash on fire, it would be an […]

Group Pictures / shutterstock.comPresident-Elect Donald J. Trump decisively won the 2024 election by sweeping all seven swing states, which the polls all said was impossible. We know what President Trump will be doing for the next four years. But what about Kamala Harris? Unless Joe Biden steps on a stray banana peel in the next two months, she […]

photowalking / shutterstock.comAs the United States undergoes a political transition, U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has reaffirmed the military’s dedication to political neutrality. In a memo issued to military personnel, Austin emphasized that the military’s role is to serve the Constitution, not to sway with the political winds. This clear stance is a reminder that, while political […]

Adinegaradharmawan / shutterstock.comWe don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the fragile emotional state of American college students. Just to take one example, the University of Oregon is offering college students—who are presumably adults—access to therapy pets, coloring books, and LEGOs to cope with the stress of Donald Trump’s decisive election victory. UO’s University Health Services […]

Alexanderstock23 / shutterstock.comWalmart recently introduced a new procedure that seems more like a chapter straight out of a dystopian novel. Grabbing deodorant or shampoo will soon feel like you’re trying to break into a high-security vault. Walmart has officially decided that your deodorant and shampoo needs to be as secure as Fort Knox. Apparently, theft’s gotten so […]

Militarist / shutterstock.comYou may remember the incident from May 2023 when a stinky hobo boarded a Manhattan-bound subway train and started threatening to kill the women passengers. The hobo’s name was Jordan Neely. A former US Marine on the train, Daniel Penny, tussled with Neely to prevent him from hurting or killing anyone. Penny, a true American […]

The United Nations is calling for immediate humanitarian aid to Yemen, a nation ravaged by years of civil war and now on the brink of a humanitarian catastrophe. While this appeal tugs at the heartstrings, it’s hard to ignore that the crisis in Yemen is as much about political failures as it is about humanitarian […]

Hans Pennink / shutterstock.comA House subcommittee has referred former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) to the Department of Justice on criminal charges. The House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic found that Cuomo lied to Congress to cover up his role in the nursing home deaths in his state. You kind of have to wonder why they […]

BrAt82 / shutterstock.comThe Canadian nudist and climate activist who planned to interrogate former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) in her home while wearing an inflatable unicorn costume has been sentenced to life in prison without the chance of parole for whacking Nancy’s husband in the head with a hammer. David DePape was sentenced to 30 years in […]

Vice President Kamala Harris is determined to keep America divided—that’s the clear takeaway from her relentless focus on January 6th. Just a few days before Election Day, Harris elected to use the same backdrop Trump used in his controversial rally: the Ellipse, with the White House in full view. For someone claiming to want to […]

Produced by Grok AIOne of the saddest things about life in the USA in recent years is how many Americans have become dependent on government wealth transfer programs. As we reach the end stage of the US dollar under the Federal Reserve system, more American families are reliant on government handouts and welfare programs than at any previous […]

Ben Von Klemperer / shutterstock.comIn a tale that sounds more like a poorly written soap opera than real life, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz allegedly had a “secret fling” with Jenna Wang, the daughter of a high-ranking Chinese Communist Party official, during his teaching stint in China in the 1980s. Wang, now in her fifties, alleges that the Democrat vice […]